TUCKER.  So, it’s a snow day as I’ve already established.  I’m in my bath, listening to my favorite Christmas music, I may or may not have been re-reading the first Harry Potter book, and thinking about all the wonderful ways I could spend the rest of my snowy afternoon.
Enter Tucker who has until this point not left the couch since 9am when we snuggled up for Ellen and the View (not even to eat her breakfast).  She sits regally on the bath rug, sniffs my bubbles, and tilts her head curiously at my ipod magically bringing the wonder of song to the bathroom.  It is at this very moment that two things happen simultaneously.
A) I notice a mysterious amount of glitter on her snout.
B) A small piece of glittery plastic falls out of her mouth into the bath.
CAUGHT!  See, until this moment I thought she was basking in the joy of having me home all morning to curl up with, when really, she was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to be alone and sabotage the Christmas tree.  Joe, this is why you have a few “just for show” ornaments on your tree, and to all you dog owners, it’s a great idea for the the dog-level ones to be just for show.  Tucker has retired to the couch again, and I doubt she’ll go near me or the tree for at least the next 3 hours.

TUCKER.  So, it’s a snow day as I’ve already established.  I’m in my bath, listening to my favorite Christmas music, I may or may not have been re-reading the first Harry Potter book, and thinking about all the wonderful ways I could spend the rest of my snowy afternoon.

Enter Tucker who has until this point not left the couch since 9am when we snuggled up for Ellen and the View (not even to eat her breakfast).  She sits regally on the bath rug, sniffs my bubbles, and tilts her head curiously at my ipod magically bringing the wonder of song to the bathroom.  It is at this very moment that two things happen simultaneously.

A) I notice a mysterious amount of glitter on her snout.

B) A small piece of glittery plastic falls out of her mouth into the bath.

CAUGHT!  See, until this moment I thought she was basking in the joy of having me home all morning to curl up with, when really, she was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to be alone and sabotage the Christmas tree.  Joe, this is why you have a few “just for show” ornaments on your tree, and to all you dog owners, it’s a great idea for the the dog-level ones to be just for show.  Tucker has retired to the couch again, and I doubt she’ll go near me or the tree for at least the next 3 hours.

thedailywhat:

Course Evaluation Sheet Response of the Day: Aw, how swee… Son of a bitch!
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hahahaha

thedailywhat:

Course Evaluation Sheet Response of the Day: Aw, how swee… Son of a bitch!

[via.]

hahahaha

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Snow day!!  One of the best parts about being a teacher!
However, I got an email declaring the cancellation, Kare 11, our main news station did not have our school on the cancellation list all morning, and this is what another news station had listed.  We are not a Christian academy, we are an academy for kids on the autism spectrum.
I wonder how many of my students made it to school today.

Snow day!!  One of the best parts about being a teacher!

However, I got an email declaring the cancellation, Kare 11, our main news station did not have our school on the cancellation list all morning, and this is what another news station had listed.  We are not a Christian academy, we are an academy for kids on the autism spectrum.

I wonder how many of my students made it to school today.

Here’s to snow coming to Minnesota tomorrow, finally!

Here’s to snow coming to Minnesota tomorrow, finally!

thedailywhat:

What hath Snuggie wrought?
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OMG.  Yes.  Please.

thedailywhat:

What hath Snuggie wrought?

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OMG.  Yes.  Please.

It's black friday everyone!

That means two things to me.

1. I’m a little disappointed that the funny target commercials with the crazy lady training for black friday by pulling carts of cement bricks up a hill won’t be on anymore.

2. I’m about to have stuffing and cranberries for breakfast…YUM!

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The neighbor at the cabin shot this nice little family portrait yesterday….Thanksgiving cute!
Needless to say I am a very thankful girl.

The neighbor at the cabin shot this nice little family portrait yesterday….Thanksgiving cute!

Needless to say I am a very thankful girl.

New Flickr Photos: Last NYC rolls

New Flickr Photos: Last NYC rolls

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augustajones:

thebumblebees:

You Are The Beez Neez Laser cut by julene


I love this!  I’m totally going to start doing mad paper cutouts one of these days.

augustajones:

thebumblebees:

You Are The Beez Neez Laser cut by julene

I love this!  I’m totally going to start doing mad paper cutouts one of these days.

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myfirstsodabread:

prettyhuge:

myfirstsodabread:

prettyhuge:

myfirstsodabread:

prettyhuge:

myfirstsodabread:

I would eat the banana on days 2, 3, 4 and maaaaybe 5…if there are no bruises anywhere.  After that it is waaay too bananay

This is not true.  Ally would not eat the banana on day 2.  3, yes.  At 5 she would eat it, but she would hem and haw.
Also, this is an incredible picture.

I would TO eat a banana on day 2!  I win because my response rhymed.

Two things:
1) “TO” and “2” do not rhyme.  They are the same.  Things that are the same do not rhyme.
B)  I’m psyched for everyone to check their dashboards and see this banana picture 4 times in a row.

Artistic license.
Also, girls rule and boys drool.

Touché

Awww honey!  We just had our first Tumblr Fight!

you guys are ridiculous.  And cute.  And I did enjoy pages of bananas on my dashboard.  And I agree, girls rule.  Boys drool. I would eat 4-7, bruises and all.

myfirstsodabread:

prettyhuge:

myfirstsodabread:

prettyhuge:

myfirstsodabread:

prettyhuge:

myfirstsodabread:

I would eat the banana on days 2, 3, 4 and maaaaybe 5…if there are no bruises anywhere.  After that it is waaay too bananay

This is not true.  Ally would not eat the banana on day 2.  3, yes.  At 5 she would eat it, but she would hem and haw.

Also, this is an incredible picture.

I would TO eat a banana on day 2!  I win because my response rhymed.

Two things:

1) “TO” and “2” do not rhyme.  They are the same.  Things that are the same do not rhyme.

B)  I’m psyched for everyone to check their dashboards and see this banana picture 4 times in a row.

Artistic license.

Also, girls rule and boys drool.

Touché

Awww honey!  We just had our first Tumblr Fight!

you guys are ridiculous.  And cute.  And I did enjoy pages of bananas on my dashboard.  And I agree, girls rule.  Boys drool. I would eat 4-7, bruises and all.